The Moon is Always Female

Walternatives Tagged me. Oh, thank you darling!

7 x 77 Things I Want to do Without Dying of Embarrassment

1. Hula
2. do a cartwheel
3. read poetry at an open mike
4. wear an outfit entirely of hot pink
5. Dye my hair bright red again
6. get a brazilian (I think I am ready)

7 Things I Cannot Do in the Summer

1. Sleep with my down comforter on
2. tan
3. go without SPF all over every surface of my body (including my scalp)
4. I don’t wear shorts. I am too old.
5. ski
6. Complain about how cold it is.
7. visit friends in Arizona or Israel- too hot

7 Things I Can Do Which are Meaningless Unless You are Still in Jr. High

1. wiggle my nose
2. sew patches on my jeans just to keep them together.
3. I can still curl my bangs into a wave formation.
4. write a good love letter to someone who won’t listen
5. I still have a BFF, and another one
6. Drink my soda at a movie with a licorice piece
7. I still collect Homies

7 Things Which Attracted Me to my House

1. affordability
2. it was built in 1875
3. It has 5 bedrooms (one for me, one for Tim, one for office, one for another office, and one for the hedgehogs). Who cares about the guests.
4. It came with a pool (even though we only used it for three weeks this summer)
5. It is halfway between Buffalo and Rochester
6. The dogs have a huge yard to play in and part of it floods so they get to wade around in water in the spring
7. We have an enclosed front porch. So we can sit there and watch the neighbors.

7 Things I Say Most When I’m Crying

1. I cry once a year and dont say much when I do.

7 Children’s Books I am Adding to my Own Collection

1. Pat the Bunny
2. Goodnight Moon
3. Ralph the Farting Dog
4. I Love You Like Crazy Cakes
5. Heather has Two Mommies
6. Once Upon a Potty (we are reading that one asap)
7. A Guide to Owning a Hedgehog

7 Children’s Movies I Can Watch for the Bazillionth Time Without Wanting to Rip my Eyes from Their Sockets

I would like it to be know that I HATE cartoons. I cant take them at all. Maybe Southpark here and there and some King of the Hill, but anything cartoon just stinks in my eyes.

1. The Wizard of Oz
2. Meet Me in St. Louis
3. The King and I (both versions though the old one is definately better)
4. Polyanna
5. Ghostbusters
6. Whale Rider
7. Anything Wallas and Gromit

This was super duper fun. Now, Julie, Rhonda and Heather, you are next.